A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

😏

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cantwait-to-diealone:

vengeance-of-synners:

coolinfantryguy:

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

cant bitch out now

"bitch sticker"

those poor bastards

(Source: illmaticsom)

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I’m back! I’ll actually start using my tumblr again.

lovemetoinfinity:

act0r:

this is that one picture that whenever i see it i have to reblog it

same

who wears a sweatshirt with short shorts on a beach? like really now.

lovemetoinfinity:

act0r:

this is that one picture that whenever i see it i have to reblog it

same

who wears a sweatshirt with short shorts on a beach? like really now.

(Source: beautygirlyfashion)

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oldspice:

Face hair grows for a reason: to be heartlessly decimated by the Old Spice face-shaving machines. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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sukish:

we can never delete flappy bird from our phones now because if we do we will never be able to get it back. we’re stuck with flappy bird forever. it’s not over.. this is just the beginning

(Source: playallinwhite)

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ziamstyles:

My whole family is asleep and I’m here on my computer like

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